the only kawaii emoticon you will ever need is this
it’s mike wazowski.
go hard or go home motherfucker
this took 16 hours, suck my dick
It’s not like anything matters anyway. Our lives are nothing. This world is nothing. Chili Spaghetti is nothing. Eat it… don’t eat it… the result is the same: you are insignificant.
playing truth or dare
“Yes, but you might catch something from me” that’ll get him to use a condom haha
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom